Burgz N Bunz

The Full Menu

Every item, every price, all in Credits. No dollars, no cents, no sense: just good, honest, fictional food.

🍔 Burgz

Between two buns, held together by structural engineering and hope.

The Classic Bunz Single patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, and a house sauce we call "Thousand Bun-d Island."
62 Credits
The Overachiever Triple patty, triple cheese, triple the regret. Comes with a complimentary nap.
145 Credits
Bacon Me Crazy Smoked bacon stacked so high it needs its own zip code. Structurally unsound, emotionally sound.
98 Credits
The Mushroom Cloud Sautéed mushrooms, swiss cheese, truffle aioli. Explosively tasty, not radioactive (probably).
89 Credits
Lettuce Wrap It Up All the flavor, none of the bun. For folks who like to live life on the edge, carb-wise.
70 Credits
The Impasta Our plant-based patty. It's not lying to you, it's just really committed to the bit.
85 Credits

🐔 Bunz N Cluckz

For those who prefer their protein with a side of clucking irony.

The Cluck Norris Crispy fried chicken breast that can round-house kick your hunger clean out of the building.
78 Credits
Hot Chick-N Trouble Spicy fried chicken sandwich. Comes with a napkin and a legal waiver.
82 Credits
The Egg-cellent Choice Grilled chicken, fried egg, cheddar. A breakfast-lunch identity crisis in bun form.
80 Credits

🍟 On the Side-Kick

Supporting cast, main character energy.

Curly Fry Guys Fries so curly they've been mistaken for a phone cord by anyone under 20.
38 Credits
Onion Ring Leader Crispy onion rings that run the whole operation. We just work here.
42 Credits
Mozzarella Stick Shift Manual transmission not included. Gooey cheese, crispy coating, zero regrets.
45 Credits
Loaded Bun-ker Fries Fries buried under cheese, bacon bits, and a strategic amount of chives.
58 Credits

🥤 Sip Happens

Beverages to wash down whatever just happened up there.

The Big Gulp-y A drink so large it requires its own Credit line and possibly a permit.
22 Credits
Shake It Off-icial Thick milkshake, three flavors, one existential crisis about which one to pick.
36 Credits
Sparkling Bun Water Water, but fancy. We charge extra for the bubbles, that's just capitalism.
18 Credits

🍰 The Sweet Escape

Because you've earned it, or at least you've paid for it.

Sundae Best Day Soft serve, hot fudge, a cherry on top of an already good decision.
32 Credits
Apple Pie-oneer Warm, flaky, blazing the trail toward a food coma of your very own making.
28 Credits

📦 Bun-dle Deals

Because decision fatigue is real, and we respect that.

The Classic Combo Classic Bunz, Curly Fry Guys, and a Big Gulp-y. The trifecta of Tuesday nights.
110 Credits
Go Big or Go Bun-e The Overachiever, Loaded Bun-ker Fries, and a Shake It Off-icial. Not for the faint of stomach.
210 Credits

All prices listed in Credits. Credits are not redeemable for cash, goods, services, or self-respect. Exchange rate fluctuates based on how hungry we assume you are.